دھاگا پوسٹ کرنے والے: Justin Taylor
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[Edited at 2014-04-14 16:40 GMT]
| | | | | Since 66 people have already looked at this post... | Apr 14, 2014 |
Here are two jokes about dogs to ensure your visit is not entirely wasted.
1. I went to the zoo last week. It only had one animal, and it was a dog. It was a shitzu.
2. I took my dog to the vet's last week. I said: "My dog is cross eyed. Is there anything you can do about it?" The vet said: "How interesting. Let me take a look." He lifted the dog onto its hind legs, held its front paws, and peered into its eyes for a long time.
Eventually, he said: "I'm sorry, I'm... See more Here are two jokes about dogs to ensure your visit is not entirely wasted.
1. I went to the zoo last week. It only had one animal, and it was a dog. It was a shitzu.
2. I took my dog to the vet's last week. I said: "My dog is cross eyed. Is there anything you can do about it?" The vet said: "How interesting. Let me take a look." He lifted the dog onto its hind legs, held its front paws, and peered into its eyes for a long time.
Eventually, he said: "I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put him down."
I said: "Surely you don't have to put him down just because he's cross eyed?"
He said: "No, he's heavy". ▲ Collapse
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philgoddard wrote:
Here are two jokes about dogs to ensure your visit is not entirely wasted.
1. I went to the zoo last week. It only had one animal, and it was a dog. It was a shitzu.
2. I took my dog to the vet's last week. I said: "My dog is cross eyed. Is there anything you can do about it?" The vet said: "How interesting. Let me take a look." He lifted the dog onto its hind legs, held its front paws, and peered into its eyes for a long time.
Eventually, he said: "I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put him down."
I said: "Surely you don't have to put him down just because he's cross eyed?"
He said: "No, he's heavy".
Thanks
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Justin Taylor 
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Posted this blank unintentionally but delighted to see it has an audience anyway.
How do I delete an accidental post? Thanks for the humor Phil.
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| glad to see someone break the ice here again. | Apr 16, 2014 |
as it supposed to be...
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| Made my day! | Apr 18, 2014 |
Several out-loud laughs there, great. Fork handles!
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